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Quiz for Professionals

August 7, 2007

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a “professional”. Select “Answer #” and a popup will reveal the answer. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Answer 1

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Answer 2

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Answer 3

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Answer 4

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all 4 questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.