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Tales from the Titanic

August 16, 2007

For years, the admiralty and maritime scholars have reviewed every statistic regarding the late great ship. The simple facts were that the ship sailed with 2,224 men, women and children aboard. Of that number, 1,513 perished while only 711 survived. One of the last great mysteries was the previously unexplained fact that, the 711 survivors, 704 were registered Republicans. It has been only a theory for years, but recent events in Florida confirm earlier suspicions: the Republicans aboard the Titanic were able to follow the arrows to the life rafts.