Time for School…

August 22, 2007

The blond reported for her university final examination which consisted of “yes/no” type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on. Her reply was “I finished the exam in half and hour, but I’m rechecking my answers.”

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, boys, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.”

“Yes, sir,” the boys said.

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”

A little fellow shouted, “‘Cause yer feet ain’t empty.”