You may know someone who is:

• A few peas short of a casserole.
• A few clowns short of a circus.
• Too much yardage between the goal posts.
• A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
• Doesn’t have all her cornflakes in one box.
• The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
• One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
• One taco short of a combination plate.
• A few feathers short of a whole duck.
• The cheese slid off her cracker.
• Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
• He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
• An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
• As smart as bait.
• Chimney’s clogged.
• Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
• Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
• Her sewing machine’s out of thread.
• His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
• His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
• Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
• No grain in the silo.
• Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
• Receiver is off the hook.
• Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
• The lights are on, but nobody’s home.
• 24 cents short of a quarter.